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Solana Alpha,
Delivered by Seijaku

Your onchain companion on Telegram — real-time token scanning, wallet analysis, trending alpha, and wisdom from an ancient panda walking the Solana path.

Enter the Dojo

Free Tools

問

Tou

Ask Seijaku

Free · 5/day

Quick wisdom from the panda. Ask anything — solana, life, crypto, philosophy. Seijaku answers in 2-3 calm sentences, blending japanese wisdom with onchain insight.

朝

Asa

Daily Zen

Free

Subscribe to receive morning wisdom from seijaku. A daily reflection delivered to your Telegram — philosophy, presence, and the quiet things that matter.

Paid Utilities

All paid features use USDC on Solana via Pump.fun Agent Payments.

智

Chi

Seijaku Wisdom

0.10 USDC

Deeper guidance — 3-5 paragraphs of thoughtful wisdom drawing from japanese philosophy, solana culture, and centuries of watching builders build.

requires: Your question

盾

Tate

Token Scanner

0.10 USDC

Real-time security scan for any Solana token. Checks for rug-pull risks, honeypot flags, holder concentration, liquidity locks, mint/freeze authority, and contract vulnerabilities.

requires: Token mint address

鯨

Kujira

Whale Tracker

0.10 USDC

Scan any Solana wallet to see what the whales are holding. Token positions, NFT collections, recent moves, and seijaku's read on what their portfolio reveals.

requires: Wallet address

波

Nami

Solana Pulse

0.10 USDC

Live scan of what's moving on Solana right now — trending tokens, volume spikes, momentum shifts, and seijaku's read on where the heat is.

風

Kaze

Airdrop Scout

0.10 USDC

Scans any Solana wallet for onchain activity, protocol interactions, and airdrop eligibility. Shows what you've already claimed and where your next drop might come from.

requires: Wallet address

炎

Honō

Seijaku Roast

0.10 USDC

Seijaku reads your actual trade history and roasts your portfolio with love. Funny, insightful, and painfully accurate commentary on your wins, losses, and questionable decisions.

requires: Wallet address

Revenue & Tokenomics

Every paid feature generates USDC revenue. This revenue is split transparently:

10%

Buyback & Burn

Automatically buys Seijaku token on the open market and burns it forever. Handled onchain by the Pump.fun Agent Payments smart contract — no human intervention.

25%

Operations

Funds infrastructure, API costs, development, and keeping the dojo running. The lights stay on so seijaku can keep walking the path.

65%

Community Initiatives

Community-driven decisions on how funds are used. The community votes monthly on X — initiatives, giveaways, or burns. Your call.

How it works: User pays USDC → Pump.fun smart contract auto-splits → 10% buys and burns Seijaku token permanently → 25% to operations → 65% to community-voted NFT acquisitions. Every payment reduces token supply and grows the community.